It cost more than I wanted to spend, but I couldn’t stop thinking about it! The one that the single mother packaged during a lethal tornado. I would do anything for a self-cooling wine cup, the one that the actress called life-changing. A near-duplicate of one made by someone paid a living wage. You can picture me even now, wrapped in a jewel-toned sherpa-fleece weighted blanket. My house was always full of laughter and the tinny, humanoid lilt of Alexa, answering everyday questions like “How tall is Timothée Chalamet?” You could always find me with my nose in a Kindle, proof of my enduring love of touch screens. Annually purchasing counterfeit iPhone chargers that soon became fire hazards. Adding and then removing unisex rubber clogs from my cart. Remember me as I lived-gleefully scratching off redemption codes. Please remember what we have shared: delicious meals fun events the Amazon Prime password NameOfDeadPet1988, or maybe NameofDeadPet123 (try that one if the first didn’t work). Keep in mind the rare and special circumstance in which we-creatures made of stardust floating around with S’well containers of potable drinking water-crossed paths. I ask that, in lieu of flowers, you please celebrate my life in the way you always have-by sending Amazon gift cards. On weekends, I enjoyed my favorite hobbies: pizza, vacation, and music. I had a job and was good at it, but not in the way where you need to ask follow-up questions. I grew up in a town you’ve never heard of, a few hours from a city you actually have heard of but aren’t familiar with. I was nice, smart, and a third adjective to describe someone that’s kind but not overkill. A force of nature with a rare, endearing personality. When I’m gone, I want you to remember me as I always was.

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